Aloe Ha!

Aloe Ha!


Great for face and skin! Perfectly Imperfect :-)

Nothing but goodness here! All the things that taste nasty, but are good for your SKIN: Aloe, Olive, Castor, and Grape-seed oil, Shea butter (well I don’t eat this, but #1 says it smells like cheese), Coconut oil and Vietnamese coffee (not sure if this is nasty, I just don’t particularly like coffee)

sold out
I'll Take It :-)

Beautiful Soap! Fuckery Free! just Plain Aloe, Oils and Coffee grounds !!!! Pure Aloe Vera Leaf from my front room - don't worry, Al is still in tact, he was growing all over the place and he now feels useful!
Hot Processed with Olive Oil, Coconut oil, Grapeseed oil, Shea butter, Neroli oil and Pomegranate oil

Benefits of each are listed here.... kinda interesting stuff

Aloe Vera: Treats sunburn, moisturizes the skin, relieves dry, itchy skin and also promotes skin healing. Naturally antimicrobial, aloe vera helps kills the bacteria responsible for acne breakouts, also reducing the appearance of pimple scars with its skin lightening qualities. Deeply nourishing, aloe vera also helps diminish the appearance of wrinkles and other blemishes for a youthful complexion. I'm thinking I can just smear the aloe on my face instead of eating a chunk a day!!!!

Coconut Oil:  Moisturizing, conditioning, protective properties, does not clog pores, non greasy, helps other oils perform better, good for overly sensitive skin (too oily AND too dry)

Olive Oil:  Penetrating, soothing, antioxidant properties, good for inflammation, acne and bruises

Shea Butter:  Improves skin moisture retention and elasticity. Effective in easing skin problems, helps ease dermatitis or rashes. Good source of vitamins A and E, helps reduce the appearance of scars and stretch marks and has antimicrobial properties

Castor Oil:  Super awesome wonderful MOISTURIZER. Still wondering why my grandmother gave us this crap to drink! Uuugggghhhh Highly concentrated fatty acids penetrate the skin easily, which helps with dry patches and skin restoration. 

Grapeseed oil:  Rich in vitamin c, d and e, so it helps to reduce wrinkles and scars and to tighten the skin, yeah yeah, skip the gym and just bathe in it! (joke) antioxidants help to treat acne and it helps with dry and oily patchy skin, and cleanses skin by penetrating the pores - it's like a super oil  

Neroli essential oil:  Helps with pain and inflammation, reduces sensitivity to pain, helps reduce stress and menopause symptoms, decreases blood pressure and cortisol levels, antimicrobial and antioxidant, repairs and rejuvenates skin, and helps with seizures!  Okay, so he knocks off grapeseed oil and is the REAL super oil - full disclosure here - #3 absolutely HATES the smell - I mean he comes home from school and is like 'eeewwwwww, what is that smell' - but I'm thinking it's because he's allergic to citrus (shoulder shrug emoji) I personally think it smells like a woodpecker's burp - fruity and woodsy :-)

Pomegranate essential oil:  Lowers inflammation, good for arthritis, lowers blood pressure, strengthens memory (if you eat it), protects against skin damage, repairs and rejuvenates skin

My soaps are fuckery free - like if you can't pronounce it or have a picture of it in your head when you hear the name of the ingredient, it ain't in here!  No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, mineral oils, sulfate or genetically modified organisms. The soaps are not tested on animals, but I do bathe my Snoopy with the Aloe soap, because he likes it.  Snoopy is my yorkie-poo :-)

For external use only. This product has not been evaluated by the FDA and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.  I save my Palm oil for jollof rice and stew, no way would I use that in soap! But do your own research.  Even though my memory isn't good enough to support a constant barrage of lies, you should still check out these ingredients for yourself.  If you have an issue with your skin, face, tackle it one thing at a time and research the hell out of it!  Most times it starts with your diet, but that's not my business ;-)